Would your day be brighter if your email was rendered as 3D personalities in a super swanky virtual world?
Want to see those Viagra adverts swimming with spam eating sharks?
Are you prone to buying in to utter shit?
"3D Mailbox turns your emails into people: In the first level, Miami Beach, beautiful models represent good email, and goofy Sumo guys represent spam. Chill with your email poolside and in private cabanas, and feed your spam to the sharks! The beautiful locales and Brazilian background music make you feel like you're on vacation any time of the day."
Heaven help our species, if this is how we use the Information Age...